As a now authoritative figure on chives I can say that I have officially reached the point that I will always be disappointed in chives whenever I go out to eat.
by F1exican
24 Comments
willworkforicecream
The fucking audacity of these people.
Swingline1234
Cold man. Think of yourself 47 days ago.
WaffleHouseGladiator

Fueled up. Crocs in sport mode. On my way, chef.
seppia99
You’re going to need a sizeable Air Force for taking down all of those towers!
Twig_Scampi
They must not know who they are dealing with.
shaidowstars
They butchered those poor chives smh
LordCat_
Not even in your first day chef. Send them straight to the chive jail.
FernandoNylund
Bold choice. Do they even know who you are?!
LordCat_
We’ll get them chef

James_Money
Go back there and show them what’s what.
greenline_chi
I’m so glad we got past chive-11 and are still able to have productive chive discourse
NTFirehorse
You are not just an authoritative figure on chives, you are THE authoritative figure on chives
codydanielson
If only these jokers knew who they were serving
Otherwise-Mango2732
Just imagine you chopped them and you’ll be more forgiving for the flaws
Alone_Worker_4653

EmmerdoesNOTrepme
What in the *entire* WTC complex *is* that monstrosity‽
GravyBaptism
SHAME SHAME SHAME
mr_diggory
Time to pull out the celebrity chef card. Chances are somebody in that kitchen knows who you are, tell them to treat you the way you deserve. You’ve earned it.
EnFulEn
Burst into the kitchen, unfinished plate in hand, and angrily ask them if they know who you are.
earfeater13
That pasta look pretty good tho

SneakiBurrito
Jesus Christ did they just rip a hand full of grass out the ground and throw it in your plate
OhForFuckSake55

Nimbus3258
BYOC
DeSlacheable
Is your name pronounced Mexican, Fuexican or Flexican? I’m a huge fan, but can never post on the regular threads.
24 Comments
The fucking audacity of these people.
Cold man. Think of yourself 47 days ago.

Fueled up. Crocs in sport mode. On my way, chef.
You’re going to need a sizeable Air Force for taking down all of those towers!
They must not know who they are dealing with.
They butchered those poor chives smh
Not even in your first day chef. Send them straight to the chive jail.
Bold choice. Do they even know who you are?!
We’ll get them chef

Go back there and show them what’s what.
I’m so glad we got past chive-11 and are still able to have productive chive discourse
You are not just an authoritative figure on chives, you are THE authoritative figure on chives
If only these jokers knew who they were serving
Just imagine you chopped them and you’ll be more forgiving for the flaws

What in the *entire* WTC complex *is* that monstrosity‽
SHAME SHAME SHAME
Time to pull out the celebrity chef card. Chances are somebody in that kitchen knows who you are, tell them to treat you the way you deserve. You’ve earned it.
Burst into the kitchen, unfinished plate in hand, and angrily ask them if they know who you are.
That pasta look pretty good tho

Jesus Christ did they just rip a hand full of grass out the ground and throw it in your plate

BYOC
Is your name pronounced Mexican, Fuexican or Flexican? I’m a huge fan, but can never post on the regular threads.
Say it’s Fuexican.